Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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