new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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