You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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