Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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