Don't you send me to vm
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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