No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
