Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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