that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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