i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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