I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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