I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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