Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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