2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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