You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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