I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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