i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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