Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
