I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This baby is an asshole
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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