you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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