You're so nebulous sometimes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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