Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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