you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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