i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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