i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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