Sry I called you an 8
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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