I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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