The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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