Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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