from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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