then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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