just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Can I color on your dick again?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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