why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I understand Curling. That high.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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