my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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