I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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