Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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