So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
And then he peed in my hair
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