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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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