I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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