Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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