Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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