But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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