brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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