I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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