would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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