How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
well, you know. whores of a feather.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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