I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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