We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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