Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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