i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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