So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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