He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is her dick bigger than yours?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
