:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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