? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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