I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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