is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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