I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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