Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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