Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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