forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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